Oh. It's You.

From the renowned writer of the well-loved I Could Pee on This series, comes a new collection of amusing romantic poems from felines to their humans.

Cats have countless ways of expressing their love - sometimes through a warm purr and a gentle blink, other times with a tiny deceased creature as a tribute. And occasionally, they turn to the ultimate cat language of love: poetry. The best-selling author of witty, tongue-in-cheek poems for cats now helps them put their paws to the keyboard to convey the depth of their feline emotions.

From odes to timely breakfasts (please don't be late!), to shredded rugs (it's simply a display of love!), to the importance of keeping watch in the bathroom, and the ideal cardboard box that came with the expensive and completely ignored new cat bed.